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Turn Into A Vampire Without Getting Bitten

It used to be that vampire fans could only emulate their favorite horror movie blood suckers by dressing black leather catsuits, buying cheesy plastic fangs at the nearest dollar store, and sporting goth hair styles that make them look like they got attacked by Edward Scissorhands at the beauty salon.

Vampire Fans Use Special FX

But now, with vampire mania spawning a coven of hit movies and TV shows, die-hard fans no longer have to hang out in dark alleys waiting to get bitten by someone to get an authentic vampire look. Manufacturers are eager to capitalize on the newfound vampire popularity by providing die-hard fans with a whole new level of options for turning themselves into a vampire … without the painful blood letting. Several contact lens providers are now carrying creepy, multi-colored lenses, designed specifically to match the eerie eyes of the vampires in films such as “Underworld”, “Interview with a Vampire”, and the “Twilight series”. Most of the lenses are available in the traditional contact lense size, which covers just the iris. But larger sclera lenses, which cover the entire eye, are also available for a more dramatic effect.

According to VisionDirect.com, one online supplier of the FDA-approved, vampire-themed contact lenses, “These lenses are ideal for theatrical production, movie production, parties, Halloween, or just to make an impact.”

Prices range from $30 to $130. A prescription from an eye doctor is required for ordering, since the lenses are custom made to match the needs of the prescription.

Molding Your Canines Into Fangs

One of the most crucial elements required for turning into a vampire is having a decent set of fangs.  For the ultimate in realism, several dentists nationwide now offer vampire fang veneers. For about $200, anyone can have their canines molded into pointy vampire teeth, suitable for chowing down on the nearest jugular. Fortunately, these veneers are not permanent. So, if the newly fanged “vampire” realizes the veneers have exposed her to ostracism and a bevy of de-frendings on Facebook, the fangs can be removed by a dentist and she can go back to her normal “human” smile.

Scarecrow, Inc. provides a less drastic and much cheaper solution with their completely removable and retractable fangs. These fangs were designed to appear and disappear, just like the vampire fangs in movies. When a lever on the fang device is moved up or down by the wearer’s tongue, the fangs appear to slide in and out of the gums, creating the illusion of an authentic vampire transformation.  Prices range from $13 to $22.

Wannabe Vampires Drink Synthetic Blood

For those who aren’t content with just having the eyes and teeth of a vampire, Harcos Laboratories has made it possible for them to have the diet of a vampire as well, without risking exposure to harmful blood born pathogens. Their Blood Energy Potion is a 100% drinkable, synthetic blood that comes in a resealable transfusion bag-style pouch and boasts a fruit punch flavor.

According to the Harco Laboratories website, “not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency… and packs 4 hours of energy along with iron and electrolytes.” The product contains no real blood and is only 25 calories per serving… which should make it easier for wanna-be vampires to make sure they stay trim enough to fit into their black leather catsuits, while horrifying their friends by slupring down a goblet full of fake blood.

Blood Energy Potion sells for about $16 for a 4-pack of 3.4 oz. pouches.

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Published on: February 5, 2012

Filled Under: Horror News & Features, Top Posts

Views: 23542

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91 Responses to Turn Into A Vampire Without Getting Bitten

  1. Anonymous says:

    How do you become one

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  3. Victoriea says:

    I wwant to be a vampire

  4. Anonymous says:

    I don’t care I gust wont to be a vampire without getting bittern 💘💘💘

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  6. Ariana says:

    I want to be a vampire so please turn me into one my email:[email protected]

  7. biteme122333 says:

    have u tried any spells

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  9. Jidhu says:

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  12. Keightlen says:

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  15. Baylen says:

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  16. Sars says:

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  21. I love this creatures, and have a strong desire to become one. To all these are jokes, but for me its real. I really feel that i am born to become a real vampire. So please help me. Please!!!!

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    • Jessica says:

      I have had the desire to become a vampire for a long time now, not for the harming of people… but for the chance to be strong and fast and to be able to love for eternity. Everyone talks as if it is some joke to become something so incredible. There is a lot of sacrifice in it. It isn’t going to be like Twilight or vampire diaries it is far more complex then you could ever imagine. Or that I could ever imagine. Sometimes I question if they are even real or not. But I have hope that they are and that they are at least a little like what I have dreamed of. I have messages all these emails with no response, so I am assuming they are fake. If there is a real vampire reading this.. How do you do it? Or if you know of one please contact me. I have so many questions, such remarkable creatures. Yet they stay in the dark.

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  27. Rahul Das says:

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  31. Hope says:

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